Funniest movie opening ever

[Master Shake]

One of the funniest bits in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (rated R) is the opening ``be considerate'' warning.

The retro hot dog and other concession items are blown off the stage by an angry-looking band led by a pierced pickle. The band, which includes pizza, pretzel and popcorn, rocks out with Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife.

The words are flashed on screen for a sing-along. I scribbled down the lyrical prose during the screening, but we couldn't print all the lyrics in today's paper.

Here they are. Enjoy:

Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don't like it? Walk out.
We still have all your ****ing money.

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.

If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a LINOLEUM KNIFE!

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is our money
and we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others,
or I will bite your torso
and give you a disease.

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this!
Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
Run over it after the show!

If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles
and turn your guts into snakes!

This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
If I find that you've sold it on eBay,
I will break into your house
and tear your wife in half!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RacinFan44]

That is a funny movie opening, but it is "R" rated.

[RacinFan44]

ebbymac said:

XD I wouldn't watch that even if I were aloud to.

I don't think I would either.

[Master Shake]

Come on, t was hilarious, everybody in the theater was laughing hystericaly

[RacinFan44]

tanner said:

Come on, t was hilarious, everybody in the theater was laughing hystericaly

I agreed it was funny but "R" rated.

[Master Shake]

So, just because it was rated R- you wont see it?

[RacinFan44]

tanner said:

So, just because it was rated R- you wont see it?

I probably won't see it because of my parents.

[RacinFan44]

ebbymac said:

Me too. I only get to see R if my mom or dad have seen it first.

Well, I get to watch a lot of "R" rated movies before that. However, exceptions may occur.

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